The Spork of Christmas Future
Was the last challenge up ahead
And the sight of the suethor's name
Filled ZeldaQueen with dread
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The second night passed
The sun started to rise
Was the second sporking not coming?
That would be a pleasant surprise!
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Up on the screen
The Media ran with a whir
And ZeldaQueen faced
The challenge before her
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'Twas three days before Christmas
And as we shall see
Shit was going down
In the Realm of Literacy
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